Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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