You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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