let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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