so that wasnt chicken after all
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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