Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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