Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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