so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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