At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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