why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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