Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.