we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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