Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!' http://tfl.nu/7tsr
  Replies (24) Good night (10629) Bad night (783)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops http://tfl.nu/nwlp
  Replies (28) Good night (6878) Bad night (1111)
• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself. http://tfl.nu/4mrf
  Replies (20) Good night (1491) Bad night (2767)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit. http://tfl.nu/aa9j
  Replies (20) Good night (7294) Bad night (1070)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps. http://tfl.nu/aqjz
  Replies (5) Good night (1012) Bad night (6188)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter. http://tfl.nu/8xy5
  Replies (4) Good night (3220) Bad night (1109)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on. http://tfl.nu/t92u
  Replies (12) Good night (2073) Bad night (846)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement. http://tfl.nu/cvtk
  Replies (7) Good night (1125) Bad night (583)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper... http://tfl.nu/s6hc
  Replies (6) Good night (498) Bad night (977)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby. http://tfl.nu/d4tv
  Replies (2) Good night (1237) Bad night (437)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep. http://tfl.nu/lypi
  Replies (11) Good night (2178) Bad night (495)
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before! http://tfl.nu/id35
  Replies (10) Good night (1474) Bad night (425)
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer http://tfl.nu/voyh
  Replies (4) Good night (556) Bad night (483)
• Favorite

  (760): View more from California

  Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (760): Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove. http://tfl.nu/hs8c
  Replies (8) Good night (1637) Bad night (443)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups. http://tfl.nu/j3mw
  Replies (1) Good night (324) Bad night (279)

Randomize