i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?