I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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