Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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