Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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