Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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