what if I'm pregnant?
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why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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