I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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