the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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