just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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