$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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