Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
MIDGETS
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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