just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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