Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
We named our party play list daddy issues
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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