I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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