my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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