this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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