it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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