I cannot find my penis.
She said her name was "party"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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