Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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