someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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