We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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