You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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