You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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