I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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