Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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