Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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