addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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