he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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