why didn't you poke me back
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We talked him into tasing himself.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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