I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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