And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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