Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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