ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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