what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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