He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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