I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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