i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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