Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
high people should be assigned attendants
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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