I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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