i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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