I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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