The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Randomize