My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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