you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
he thought i was a dude.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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