let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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