is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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