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• (519): View more from Ontario

  so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it

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• (925): View more from California

  After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.

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