but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.