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• (602): View more from Arizona

  but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?

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• (707): View more from California

  As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.

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