Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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