is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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