she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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